Quinn Ewers Horny DMs have been exposed

We’ve all been there – or, okay, maybe not everyone, but I definitely was. It’s late at night, you’re lying in bed, feeling a little too familiar with your usual content options. So what’s the next step? You check out the roster and see if you can snag an exclusive late night photo to spice things up. Even if she’s already sent you photos, it’s a universal truth: When it comes to nudes, they’re like the Super Bowl – the next one is always your favorite.

Now, I’m not here to give Quinn Ewers a hard time because he’s a Christian guy who sent a DM asking to see some pussy. We all have our own weaknesses. Who am I to judge? Honestly, I’ve seen some of the messages girls get here and honestly asking for nudes is harmless compared to most of them. But I will say this: Quinn, my man, you didn’t have to blow up her DMs like that. Take a breath! You can’t send ten direct messages in a row without giving her a chance to respond. And you can’t ask about pussy and then settle for “butt” and quickly say “well, whatever.” Negotiate at least a little – the game is an art. It’s a rookie mistake, but hey, it happens to the best of us.

Still, I’ve never been more convinced about Texas. That might make me give them a ticket to win it all this season.